>A guy walks into the pet shop to buy a parrot. The shopkeeper shows him 3 parrots- a one thousand dollar parrot, a two thousand dollar parrot, and a three thousand dollar parrot. The guy asks, “What is the difference?” The shopkeeper says, “The one thousand dollar parrot speaks English. The two thousand dollar parrot…

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>What to do with fever? Lay in bed. Read and sleep. Drink a lot of fruit juices. Take your temperature. The Books I read: Derek Ogilvie – The Baby Mind Reader. **Derek started out as a spiritist and traveled with a show all over Scotland. A dead husband tells his wife not to spend so…

>Yes, I really am. Even though it is my 3d day in bed. After seeing Sinead O’Connor at Melkweg Amsterdam I got a cold, fever and was I feeling bad. But for all of you, here is a beautiful Sinead:

>UN special envoy Ibrahim Gambari has announced he will meet detained pro-democracy leader Aung San Suu Kyi on Thursday, before concluding his visit to Burma the same day, according to the diplomats. Gambari announced the planned meeting Wednesday to diplomats in the capital Naypyidaw, where he has been holding talks with senior Burmese officials. His…

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> Wonderful song, wonderful singer. DETROIT OR BUFFALOWritten by Barbara Keith People expect you to fallHit that same old wallReally they don’t wanna help at allThey talk behind your back todayThey shake their heads and sayGee I always knew that the girl would come to no good anyway God knows everybody’s gotta go sometimeAnd I’m…

> We got the last tickets to go see Sinead O’Connor next month. This is her first song that hit the hitparade. I am speechless.

>l(a leaffa ll s)onel iness I came across this beautiful poem by e.e. cummings about loneliness. It took some time to see what it says but it is totally moving and beautiful. Or at least that is what I think……